Friday, May 6, 2011

on traveling and being obsessive/impulsive, day one or how i learned to stop worrying and love pepto bismol

i put this entire trip together mostly using a very loose definition of 'put together' in 3 days.
i could have read a novel in it's entirely, or i could have been screwing around on my guitar for 3 days, which is much more likely.

leaving wasn't as simple as i thought. i packed 2 physical versions of my itinerary and still somehow after matt driving me to the airport, i fell asleep and lost the copy on my carryon luggage. due to certain 'security measures' enacted due to the death of a certain bearded so and so, when i arrived in vancouver after another nap, i was so overjoyed at my luck of getting keith richard's bio book left behind by some other passenger, i forgot to check for my itinerary. so there you go, some random smuck came across my flights and my heathcare insurance, i hope it's an interesting read.

when i landed in vancouver, they were all business. i got grilled by the agent and he was very interested in the fact that i had no physical record on me of where i was going. he asked how he knew i wasn't going to stay in vancouver; i held my tongue. i could have said, well you don't mind when i drive up from seattle, or there is a visa in my passport for vietnam for this month or i enjoy having interesting interviews with border patrol men, but i didn't. he scolded me and told me not to do it again as if it was my intention.
one. hoop. down.
i grabbed my gear and walked though security where they scanned my finger for traces of explosives, (fortunately i had handled fireworks 3 days previously, and the traces were gone).
two. down.
then i went to grab a bran muffin, (see, i wasn't lying when i told you i enjoyed them) and sat down listening to peter, bjorn and john's latest, which is epic. thanks, nick! if i wasn't in paradise, i would be at the show with you. i got a friendly tap and there was another security officer, who asked me a myriad of questions, including about my work and if i had a 6 pack (abs). i declined to show my case off, but had to reiterate that i am unemployed again, which is always a pleasure! thanks, so much!

three. i knew patterns happen in 3's.





i befriended an aussie gent, who is working in canada on the oil lines. he was off to manila, mostly to get his teeth worked on, which was interesting to me. 1 - 10 hr flight later, not getting up once, next to a man who had night tremors and smelled of mothballs, i was in radioactive japan. it seemed much more agricultural than i guessed, but then again, i am geographically changed. i swear i read at an 8th grade level. i don't know anything about narita. spoke more with the aussie and grabbed lunch in a joint in the airport. i'm glad i looked at the conversion too, that bowl of soba cost me $15. (he is going to retort about the word 'insert').
$15 is a night stay over here! c'mon, michael! back on another flight and into hanoi, where the accomodations at rendezvous was fantastic. i will post photos of the room. the streets were empty when i arrived which truly is a rarity. i crashed in the queen bed with air conditioning and a very brasilian styled bathroom, (hanoi really reminds me of brasil, with more motorbikes). quiet, quaint and stylish. 


a po-em from hanoi

5/5/11

oh, on the note of youth:
why are you always an afterthought?
you ever wrung your hands around my throat and screamed 'relish me!'
no, in turn time has not 'progressed' in linear fashion, but as pieces of some mad puzzle dourly handed out in random fractal order.
assuredly, we all try to live by our own measure, though most have colored opinions thanks to modern romantic sentiments and silly hollywood romantic comedies. but, then again comedy is characterized by an element of tragedy, isn't it? i digress.
it is my humble guess i will never concretely understand opportunities forgone, although i've tried to force this puzzle due to my damn fiercely stubborn heart.
maybe our ability to comprehend the past is a double edged sword?
liberation remains illusion

new blog, new travels, new friends

so, i decided to start another blog just in case travels around the world didn't always have musical authenticity for my musical evangelist blog so here you are on breathe deep, tread light.

i got laid off a couple of weeks ago, having a bunch of savings in the bank, i decided (well, maybe my brother's wife, fernanda, coerced me) to go on a trip to vietnam and thailand. this blog is my best chance to get you in on the travels even though you are miles away and possibly oceans away. carrie, a friend who i just met yesterday helped me realize that a blog would be the best way to get you all in on the action rather than mailing you dry, sweaty handkerchiefs from my various locations, so on the treacherous and mind melting road back from halong bay, i came up with a name that i thought would stick. carrie though it was thought provoking, so i decided what the hell, it beats steve's travel blog or steve's apocalypse now. maybe that's debatable. well i'm going to try and upload pictures and write articles as i go, but it could be days sometimes, so please bear with me, (i am on vacation for god's sake afterall).

a sweaty hug,
the author